G# Em B e |-------|------|------| B |-------|------|------| G |-------|------|------| D |-------|------|------| A |---6---|---2--|---1--| E |---4---|---0--|---0--| intro: G#,Em,G#,Em G# Em I wrote this novel just for you G# Em It sounds pretentious but it`s true G# Em I wrote this novel just for you G# That`s why it`s vulgar Em That`s why it`s blue B Em And I say,thank you B Em And I say,thank you I wrote this novel just for mom For all the mommy thing she`s done For all the time she showed me wrong For all the time she sang God`s song B Em And I say thank you mom B Em Hello mom B Em Thank you mom B Em Hi mom I read a book about uncle Tom Where whitey bastard made a bomb But now Ebonics rule our song Those motherfucker got it wrong And I ask Who is uncle Tom? Who is uncle Tom? Who is uncle Tom? You are I read a book about thyself Said I should get expensive help Go fix my head Create some wealth Put my neurosis on a shelf But I don`t care for myself I don`t care for myself I don`t care for myself I don`t care I wrote this novel just for you I`m so pretentious,yes it`s true G# Em I wrote this novel just for you G# Just for you Just for you